Way cooler than Nadal

[karupin]

Ate kangaroo by accident. I hate Australia. Gonna Drive D someone in the down under. Totally open for volunteers.

Also, made it to the semi-finals.

(ooc: drive D is a new move of his. It does something that makes the fans go ZOMG RYOMA and his opponent go wtf was that ow omg my balls)

Comments

[supergreatmomo]

What does it taste like?

[awedprowess]

How do you consume food by accident, boy? Do you sleep walk in kitchens?

[karupin]

Chewy. Guilt.

[karupin]

"Do you want some meat?"

"Sure" *eats* "What is it?"

"Kangaroo."

Like that.

Also, hi volunteer number one.

[supergreatmomo]

Not like chicken then? Did it come as a big stake or a stirfry or kebabs or...? How does something taste guilty?

[awedprowess]

Ah, unquestioning stupidity. I do not know why I had to ask.

If you are in Australia, I can hardly play you. Additionally, I would not waste my time with one prone to tears of distress on the court.

[karupin]

Kind of like...goat. If you ever eat a cuddly, cute, adorable... kangaroo, you'll know.

[karupin]

Because you're unquestionably stupid.

I don't cry on the court. No guarantees about vomiting though.

[awedprowess]

Since I posed a question, that insult does not even make a modicum of sense.

I will not fly to a different country to play a vomiting child. If you wish for an opponent, you may located my residence. Your stomach will be pumped on entry.

[supergreatmomo]

Like goat? Do kangaroos make a good cheese too? What did you eat it with? Which part was it? I'd guess the legs would be too muscular, but something round the pouch might be tender.

[karupin]

This is your only warning before a tennis ball to the down under next time I see you.

[karupin]

Your stupidity is unquestionable. It has nothing to do with your questions.

Ew, no.

[supergreatmomo]

Can you bring me some back?

[karupin]

 

[awedprowess]

The 'because' at the front of your weak insult implied otherwise. Do try and master the basics of language before you attempt insults.

Then, you must find another opponent who has no problem with uncontrolled digestive systems. I recommend a home for the incontinent.

[supergreatmomo]

You don't have to eat it!

[karupin]

Yeah, I totally should've left you at that onsen.

[awedprowess]

If you have been a half decent towel barer, that would have been of no concern.

[karupin]

Then hire one next time, cheapskate.

[yanagi_renji]

I hope your stomach is feeling all right.

[karupin]

If inside out is all right, then it'll all work out.

[yanagi_renji]

I'll make something to soothe your stomach if you are still suffering when you get back.

[karupin]

You're the best.

[yanagi_renji]

I am flattered.